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CRITIC'S CORNER By DNA Smith
Golden Compass unable to find a good review
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"The Golden Compass"
Running time: 1 hr. 53 mins
MPAA rating: PG-13
If it's the holiday season, that means another epic film featuring a little person with an English accent on a magical adventure. This year's offering is "The Golden Compass," a lush, beautifully art directed fantasy that is long on exposition and sadly short on heart.
I really wanted to like this movie. It has zeppelins and polar bears and Nicole Kidman wearing hot outfits. How could it fail?
And yet, fail it does.
The film is based on a series of popular books by Philip Pullman, and director Chris Wietz ("American Pie") makes the same mistake Chris Columbus made with the first Harry Potter film: He spends so much time trying to remain faithful to the narrative of the books that he crushes the magical spirit that made them so entertaining.
So much time is spent explaining the plot and backstory that I didn't have time to care about the characters. In fact, I'm hard-pressed to explain the plot to you because I'm still not sure what the movie was about. It has something to do with magical dust that'll allow people to travel to parallel universes and an orthodox institution called the Magesterium that's trying to suppress knowledge of it. I'm guessing this is an allegory of how organized religion tries to stifle scientific inquiry.
I can't recommend "The Golden Compass." It's too confusing for kids to keep up with; and too juvenile and convoluted for adults.
GRADE: D (c) 2007 King Features Synd., Inc.
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